Here are 14 funniest texts from the people, who hated their exes in response to the latter’s crappy approaches to invade their peace:
1. Yep, even the one with short-term memory loss would have trouble
2. Bye, bye.
You were a wee bit too late, escaped your selfish ego long ago. Would totally love this automated response in my phone.
3. Can’t find it though.
Oh right, you’re not worthy of that either. Try looking in the garbage can, though.
4. It crosses infinity deary.
Don’t restrict it to 10. Don’t underestimate the feelings you arouse in me.